It’s weird looking around at all your friends and thinking how you apparently are a huge failure because you aren’t acting like an adult as they are. They are getting pregnant, married, moving in with their significant others, etc and all you are doing is waking up, trying to get through the day, possibly going to work, and then dicking aound. Looking at their lives compared to mine is just making me absolutely terrified.

I’m pretty sure the first time I was shown this, I laughed WAYYY too hard. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!

How I’m going to feel later at work..

To quote my friends awesome comment on this picture on my facebook page

“Florida: Where people go to die and the dead come back to life.”

I think Firefox i embarrassed about the way it’s slowly creeping into senility…maybe a touch of Alzheimers as well?…and pants wetting?

Honestly, I have nothing to really say about this because “True Story” covers it all…

Bitches be crazy. FUCK EM!

NEWSFLASH: NEVER date somebody you can’t be you around.

Anonymous asked: Search 'the office CPR class stayin alive' for that scene on youtube. it's hilarious

thank you soooo much :)

lmfao sums up my feeling of dubstep hahahahha

and i love the random “Hadouken!” in the middle part

never surrender!