Failure By Design

Stole this from George Takei…It was far too accurate for me to not steal.

Stole this from George Takei…It was far too accurate for me to not steal.

kennakittymeow:

defekait:

If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.

100% accurate. Every time. Or give you a boner.

HAHA That ^^^

To the man in his 40s on the train with designer sneakers:

The shiny black plastic makes in look like you have bin-bag on your feet. The only reason I know they are designer is NOT because they look expensive, but because there is a metal plaque hat you’d see on a women’s purse. We all notice, but is it for the right reasons? I’d ask for a refund. You look like a twat.

Just no - but thanks for playing!

Forgot how much I loved this band….And how much I swoon when I hear scottish accents in songs…